When he was young, there was only one thing Gni wanted to do when he grew up… nothing! That might seem normal for a Sadida, but he really went too far. He refused to learn to speak or read. The only sound he would make was ‘Gniii’. When he was old enough to start working, he decided his job would be to guard a bridge, just in case anyone got a notion to steal it. Since he slept on it, blocking the passage, no one ever came to borrow it. An Enutrof would have rented it out for money, but not Gni. He just slept on it. One day, a Iop riding a Dragoturkey accidentally trampled all over his body. Poor Gni died from his injuries and his last word was his second… “Aie”, although some say that that isn’t even a word. In memory of the heroic inactions of guardian Gni, the bridge has carried his name ever since.